The bartender proudly replies, "ya they are all mine, shot that moose over there while on a trip to Canada."
The man looks the bartender up and down and issues this challenge, "I am the world's greatest hunter, and to prove it to you I will bet you a shot of whiskey that you can blindfold me, I will place my hand on the animal, and correctly identify what it is and what you shot it with"
The bartender agrees to this wager and the various patrons help get the world's greatest hunter blindfolded and pointed in the direction of one of the trophies.
"10 point Buck, killed with a 30-06" Announces the Hunter. The bartender is amazed, pours him a shot and says. "bet you can't do it again"
"Cougar, killed with a .44 magnum"
"Elk, killed with a 7mm rifle"
The hunter is on fire and gets everyone of the trophies correct.
The next morning the hunter wakes up with a huge hangover and stumbles into the bathroom where he notices a large black eye. "Honey, what happened last night?" he asks his wife. "I went to the bar and did my trophy trick and everyone seamed to be having a good time, when you picked me up did I have a black eye?"
"No, that was me" states his wife, "your where quite drunk when you got into bed with me and when you did you shoved your hand between my legs and declared, "Skunk killed with an axe"